Showing posts with label recession. Show all posts
Showing posts with label recession. Show all posts

Sunday, 12 February 2012

Free Labour For All Internity

A news story came to my attention a couple of weeks ago that caused me to shake my head, hit it against my desk and cry simultaneously. To the unknowing onlooker it would have looked a lot like some sort of mad, masochistic crisis, first bludgeoning myself and then attempting to dry my resulting tears with the oak tabletop. Thankfully, this all occurred in the privacy of my own room, so only me and everyone who was watching the live stream through my Trendnet home video monitoring system could see it.

The article in question which caused me such dismay was regarding the following BBC story entitled “Young people's internships and paying for work experience”, and can be seen here - http://tinyurl.com/82q4acu. It struck a particular chord with me, as I have recently completed a three month internship myself, and hence have firsthand experience of what it’s actually like. For those too lazy to watch the clip themselves, in summary, it seems that our helpful and courteous pal, free market capitalism, has now adopted a “kick ‘em when they’re down”, curb stomping attitude with regards to the masses of unemployed youths. As if you weren’t poor enough being out of University with £20,000+ debt, in a saturated job market where no one will hire you unless you essentially become a slave for a number of months first, now the heads of the beady-eyed, greedy, money-grabbing hands of business have reared up from their cess pits of profit margins and overheads in which they reside and actually want to CHARGE you to work FOR FREE.

Since the recession, there has been an explosion in the popularity of unpaid internships where, for the most part, a company will take on a graduate for a number of months, getting them to do all the toilet scrubbing jobs that they can’t afford to actually pay someone to do, in return for said graduate gaining a quite variable amount of work experience in the field they are actually interested in being employed in. Graduates are often lured in by the prospect of bolstering their CVs, whilst often receiving ambiguous hints from the company that there might be some possible slight probability that they maybe could be offered a permanent, paid position at the firm after their internship has concluded... perhaps. It’s essentially the same thing as making a donkey walk by dangling a carrot in front of its nose. This practice (the internship thing, not the donkey thing) is not only illegal - http://tinyurl.com/7ezx4vq - but also, the reality of these situations is that there simply is no job at the end of the process and, instead, the company will just employ another intern to replace you. They call this a “rolling internship” and it seems to be the done thing nowadays in the UK.

But of course, the government wouldn’t dream of acting on any of the thousands of cases of this illegal procedure, as they know that exploiting graduates for free labour is probably the only way that many small businesses and start-ups are staying afloat at the moment. If you believe that this gambler’s gambit system of economics we are unfortunately lumbered with is actually working – i.e. if you’re blind, ignorant and/or stupid – you might say that saving small businesses was a “good thing”. Even so, what about the bigger businesses who don’t even seem to have enough money to spare to give the poor whelps minimum wage? And what about these thieves who are charging people to work for them, or these companies like Inspiring Interns (http://www.inspiringinterns.com/) who are making a fortune from pairing companies up with their free labour slaves? That, dearest readers, is unequivocal and unarguable exploitation.

Don’t get me wrong, if done properly I can definitely see the value of an internship, and the idea of hiring interns is, in theory, both morally decent and corporately responsible. I do have friends who were offered permanent jobs as a result of their internships and, moreover, I myself gained a great deal of worthwhile experience from my own. The people at the company I worked for were extremely helpful and professional with me and taught me a lot – also, I was paid for all my travel expenses, as well as a generous amount for food. This being said, I was lumbered with the horribly monotonous customer service jobs in exchange for all the decent experience I actually wanted – an aspect of the position which was not mentioned in the initial job advert, (although it admittedly was at the interview). Furthermore, there was a rolling internship scheme in place at the company but, even so, it was never made 100% clear as to the possibility of available permanent employment; indeed, I might go so far as to say that I felt marginally ‘lead on’. Finally, all this experience is well and good but, at the end of the day, I worked for this company for 45 hours a week, for three months, for free. By law, that should entitle me to approximately £3283.20, if paid minimum wage. In reality, I received £2197.20, leaving me over a grand short of what I was legally entitled to.

Thankfully, this wasn’t a particular issue for me, as I’m lucky enough to have parents who were able to support me throughout the three months; however, this just isn’t the case for most people. As such, here lies the crux of my issue with unpaid internships: in the current state of the economy, nobody can be expected to be able to work for free, let alone be charged for working for free. The concept is completely unreasonable and, frankly, insane. I mean, at least the slaves from history were provided with food and somewhere to sleep, for christ’s sake. But thanks to a combination of the mainstream media (see the BBC’s tepid and predictably bleached out, unbiased account above), as well as complete inaction from government and universities in standing up for young workers’ rights, everyone just accepts their fate as ‘just the way things are’.

How is unemployment ever going to get any better when paid positions are substituted for unpaid ones? I like to call it constipation of the job market, that is: most people can’t afford to work for free, so remain unemployed due to lack of experience; whilst simultaneously, those who can afford to be unpaid are effectively blocking the employment of the person who should be doing their job, whilst still technically remaining unemployed. On top of this, do internships even make much of a difference to employability? Well, I can tell you that I’ve applied for about 30 jobs since finishing mine and managed to land just one interview. Moreover, my friend who has done no less than four internships doesn’t have a job either. What are we supposed to do, continue being interns forever? Also, now that this practice has been going on for so long, will it ever stop? Even if the economy does somehow manage to miraculously raise itself out of this swamp of a depression, why on earth would any company want to stop getting free labour?

It’s a situation which spawns from a society in which the bottom line is top priority. At a time when people are at their most vulnerable; when the cost of living is ever increasing; where you see hundreds of people applying for one position; and even those who are fortunate to be employed are getting paid less than they’re worth, constantly worried that their positions might be at risk... what do we do? We stand idly by whilst the slave trade resurges from the 19th century before our very eyes, all because we’re told and made to rely entirely on the antiquated concept that profitable business = economic growth = good. That money from the top will trickle down to the masses. Well, as we all know, not much trickling happens when you’ve got constipation.

Something needs to be done. Universities and the media need to do more to raise awareness of interns’ rights. Most importantly, the government needs to steadfastly and fundamentally state the illegality of all unpaid internships. Companies must be enforced to pay at least minimum wage to interns AND to be crystal clear from the beginning as to the potential for further employment. Don’t let money get in the way of simple decency and respect.

To fully understand your rights, and for information on what you can do, visit http://www.internocracy.org/


Saturday, 5 November 2011

On the first day of Christmas... it was October

During the couple of decades that I have existed, I have noticed a strange occurrence, which I’m sure many of you will have noticed as well. It’s like time is shifting. Suddenly, it’s Halloween in September, Valentines in January, ‘back to school’ as soon as the schools have broken up and, most heart wrenchingly annoying of all, Christmas in October. It seems to me that the day that advertisers and retailers decide that it’s ‘Christmas time’ has been sliding slowly forwards year by year. Give it another ten years, or thereabouts, and maybe Slade will get their wish – it really will be Christmas every day. 

Even though I’m generally quite a cynical person, I can’t deny it, Christmas is special. It doesn’t matter whether you believe in the religious connotations of the holiday, or not. The fact is that it’s a time to revel in our good fortune, however vast or disparaging it may be, with good food, good drink, good company and good spirit. It’s like it’s everybody’s birthday - everyone has something to celebrate. And, just like birthdays, one of the reasons why Christmas is special is preciously because it only comes once a year. It’s a matter of perception: if Slade got their wish, we wouldn’t even enjoy Christmas, because Christmas would be normality. 

So what am I complaining about in this month’s blog? I’m complaining about the fact that consumerism is ruining my Christmas, and it’s doing so in more ways than one. Firstly, the build up to this beloved holiday is now so horrendously drawn out that, when the joyous event actually arrives, I'm akin to feeling less merry and more morbidly nauseous. Every time a child on some TV ad luridly shouts "IT'S CHRISTMAS!" it urges me closer and closer to projectile vomit my dozenth mince pie of the day, (which I started buying in August), directly at the Christmas tree, (which I thought I might as well leave up all year), producing an obscene metaphor for what this mongrel festival has become. A combination of desperate retailers, and an even more desperate chancery, has reduced modern day Christmas to nothing more than a prolonged marketing exercise and a much sought after boost to the economy. This is why Christmas now starts in October, and why we are encouraged for months on end to spend as much as we possibly can afford to.

This leads on to my second point – the obscene importance placed today on gift giving at Christmas. Let me say from the offset, anyone who looks forward to the festive season purely for the presents is, in my opinion, either a child, or an idiot. Sure, it’s great to receive a gift, especially if it’s something that you couldn’t usually afford, or wouldn’t usually buy for yourself. However, I assert that emphasising this aspect of the holiday as much as we do today is destroying it. This has a lot to do with the sad reality that most people in this country, and others, seem to have more in common with a sponge than an actual human being; wandering through life, their sole purpose seemingly being to soak up the slippery jizzum of retail and advertising, before wringing themselves out into their own, or their loved ones' moronically gaping mouths. Ultimately, this leads to people wanting more than these hard economic times can afford them.
Just imagine potentially how many families across the country could have their Christmases ruined by disappointment when they realise that the piece of jewellery, games console or mobile phone they so greatly desired isn’t waiting for them under the tree, simply because no one could afford to get it for them? Now imagine how desperate you would be to make sure this didn’t happen to your family… what would you do to prevent this? Get a loan perhaps? Yes, I suspect that at the very least you would feel pressured to. The problem is that, as we all know, excessive debt and credit is the reason why we’re in such an economic mess in the first place. This festive phenomenon is a microcosm of the consumer situation throughout the whole country, across the entire year, and in all sectors of commerce. As such, it serves as an example of just how little we’re actually doing to diffuse the ticking time bomb of private debt.

Meanwhile, austerity measures across Europe and the world are continuing to cause an uprising of civil disturbances, the latest (and most promising) incarnation being the Occupy Wall Street and other global Occupy movements. As dissatisfaction with the current system increases and becomes more highly disseminated to the public through both independent and mainstream media coverage of these occurrences, one can only hope that eventually people will no longer be interested in the phoney fixes and lugubrious legislation currently being spat out by our current government, and demand some changes that will actually make a difference. At this point, I expect that ‘the powers that be’ will have to listen, or else risk an exponential increase in both the violence and frequency of these anti-capitalist demonstrations, until they’re only really left with two choices - fight the power, or fight the people.

And so I am left shaking my fist at the Christmas lights that have already been put up in the West End of London, and living in tepid dread of the first Christmas hit that I will have the misfortune of hearing a month too early, hoping that I’ll be able to survive another year before denouncing my beloved festival altogether. I have no doubt that some people will read this and purely think me a Grinch who, for one reason or another, just doesn’t ‘get’ the Christmas spirit. To all you people I say, in a final flourish of easily dismissed but, nonetheless, accurate cliché – that’s what they want you to think. 

Oh well, if you take anything at all away from this post, just remember this one thing…

CHRISTMAS STARTS IN DECEMBER